Hennessy’s Liquor Depot
I do drugs, I sell drugs, I make moeney, and I like to have family dinners every once and a while. I was also on season 4 of the bachelor if you’ve heard of it.
Wednesday, February 19, 2020
What’s poppin’ guys, gals, and shawties, now I don’t wanna post ab just anything but this, this ain’t just anything. What I’m talmbout today is the jawn, the volcano, the Jesus of rigs, the puffco peak. Now I don’t even smoke weed cuz that shit sucks but last this weekend, I got back from a skii trip (bussin btw, all the boys were there.) So of course, I decided to call the boy DeezyB, ( might attach his blog, might not, we’ll see.) but anyways, fuck all these parentheses, I pulled up and was like “ay bro...u tryna go hit the peak?” Of course DB is down as hell. So we go to pick up Mr. Bowers, a legend in the peak realm, because he was holding onto my limited edition zazzle rig. Now, I’ve been to his house quite a few times, but I’m a little loopy because of all the not smoking I do, so he ended up waiting in the rain for like 5 min while we tried to find his house. We get there, Mr. Mans pops in the Razda (my totally rad ride) and he slides me the peak, now, we’re supposed to meet up w sum foes- they not foes fr they da homies luv y’all- but we gotta pick up Simon first. I get Simon and we slide to the parking garage so we can rip on the brand new clear diamonds that a mf got (Hennessy got em, they dope) So now I havnt smoked in a long time, so this shit gonna go crazy, so now I pre-heat the jawn throw some diamonds in and take the fattest rip of my life, now at this point I realize I done fucked up. I’m going off literally like 30 min of sleep and I’m tired asl, so I just ended up getting unbelievably high. Keep in mind we still gotta go to scratch on lake, so everyone starts to hop out after the sesh and they like “yo Hennessy leggo” but my high ass said sum “nah foo ima stay in the car and nap real quick” so they went without, I sat in my car for like 10 min and then some lady parked next to me hit my car w her door! So I get out but they drive away, not at this point I just decided to head into scratch, blah blah blah, I pull up get some chicken tendies, and somehow drive the boys to the mann parking lot, so now I gotta go re-stock for my very legal business but I’m so high and I’d have to drive so far, but my boy JL clutches up and whipped us to the man with no name, we pull up cop and slide home. I drive mfs home somehow and then slide myself to my own home, now I’m already so high, but I realize my parents arnt home so I’m like “shii a mf gotta eat some dank nugs right?” Right so I ate 2, ate a bowl of Cheerios, chilled for like 30 min but then I just passed tf out and went to sleep. Overall , bussin night, don’t underestimate the peak, shit will make you trip and uhh peice ✌️ (Anything drug related in the post was a lie) (and even though it’s not in the post I didn’t forget ab the crack in the peak glass Charlie.)
Thursday, February 13, 2020
What is up guys, gals, and shawties. It has been less than 24 hours since my last post, however, I have some breaking news. So last night me and Jonah F. (Name not to be disclosed for legal reasons) was bussin out in the OPRF parking garage, it was a perfect day to do donuts and allat dumb shit (lotta snow) now me, my donut was dope as hell, however, I cannot say the same for J-Fro. As we were leaving the parking garage he was in front of me, I have no idea what went on in that curly head of his but he just started swerving. Buddy went on to slide into a parked car and emit a loud bang. He sits there for a second...then just drives away! I looked at the car he hit and guess what I see, a big ol dent on the back left bumper. Now this, this right here, was some mega foolie behavior. Please no one tell tho that wouldn’t be cool. Pees ✌️
Wednesday, February 12, 2020
Hey guys, gals, and shawties, you already know I hopped in the blog wave, but it’s already asking me if it can use cookies n shit but honestly that’s one of my favorite shirts and I don’t even know this website like that, should I trust it...lmk in the comments...(and don’t even think about commenting if you no foolie .) peace ✌️
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